Saturday Night

Stolen straight from my email.

To: Take a wild guess
From: dougie [at] gmail dot com

Oh, you wanna know serious fuckin' irony? After finding out I wasn't getting to go the dance, my friend Chris came over. Somehow, it was decided that we'd go to a movie.

Guess what we saw.

"Hitch."

Yeah, a romantic fuckin' comedy.

That's gotta be the most ironic fuckin' thing in my entire life. It's actually pretty funny in a "ha-ha-ha-oh-gods-I-want-to-die" sort of way.

Ironically yours,
Dougie

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